Joke Of The Day

uglymusic · March 2018

<snort!> 20-year-old Escort!

AntiCrap · March 2018

Just for you Dave to make your days seem great again.

Alan · March 2018

Why can't I use 'beefstew' as a password?

It isn't stroganoff.

cj66 · March 2018

Greeks and Spanish use it as a viagra alternative....

A-stiff-ardo.

Sorry!

uglymusic · April 2018

Owwww! x2

AntiCrap · June 2018

AntiCrap · June 2018

Testing a new amp.

https://www.facebook.com/ManShedOfficial/videos/1543589812370400/?t=12

Docfoster · June 2018

AntiCrap said:

Testing a new amp.

https://www.facebook.com/ManShedOfficial/videos/1543589812370400/?t=12

Be assured that Colin has a special license from Thames Water to do that.

AntiCrap · June 2018

It was the Seven near you he he

uglymusic · September 2018

Did you hear about the spider who got a new sports car?

He took it out for a spin!

uglymusic · September 2018

I stayed up all night to see where the sun goes... then it dawned on me.

I gave a theatrical performance about puns... it was a play on words.

uglymusic · September 2018

What do you call a longshoreman who only unloads sugar substitutes?

A steviadore

Alan · January 28

Alan · January 28

The same as the post above, but for some reason pics linked from a phone wont show up on a desktop computer!

Alan · February 12

I booked a table for my wife and I on valentine's Day.

I can see it ending in tears, she's rubbish at snooker.

uglymusic · February 12

LOL!

AntiCrap · February 12

Alan said:

I booked a table for my wife and I on valentine's Day.

I can see it ending in tears, she's rubbish at snooker.

Rats I have to cook, so I am getting a bag pack for another hospital stay either for food poisoning or a bashing..

Alan · March 13

uglymusic · March 13

cj66 · March 28

HOW I LEARNED TO MIND MY OWN BUSINESS...

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day and all the patients were shouting, ’13….13….13.’

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!
Then they all started shouting, ’14….14….14.’

uglymusic · March 28

AntiCrap · April 1

Howard Popeck Sent this to me today I giggled as it sounded like my phone spent the few mins trying to find. Thanks Howard Popeck

https://www.facebook.com/100009251212044/videos/3001958200122524/?t=9

Marra49 · April 27

With all the sports events being cancelled I've heard that they are televising the World Origami championships. It's on paper view.

uglymusic · April 28

LOL!

cj66 · April 28

uglymusic said:

Did you hear about the spider who got a new sports car?

He took it out for a spin!

He also found it on the web.

It was as smooth as silk but boy that thing could fly.

I claim the special late reaction award!

AntiCrap · July 16

The DVLA told the press today that new issue driving licences will be printed in Braille for those driver that can't see other road users.

uglymusic · July 16

LOL!

Alan · July 24

uglymusic · July 24

Oww!

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