Stick that in yer pipe... or on yer kit!

edited August 2012 in Other hi-fi gear
Check out these HiFi 'Upgrades', consisting of stickers to place on your kit! (the loudspeaker stickers cost a mere eighty euro each, and require careful positioning apparently). Allow me to quote:

 

Recently, high tech company
WA-Quantum from Berlin, Germany introduced so-called bio-energetic chips
for the audio/video market. These chips are in fact pieces of synthetic
material that can be fixed to audio components and cables. According to
the manufacturer, the chip influences the transmission of signals on a
sub-atomic level in accordance with the principles of quantum physics.



 ... .... The chips come in
eight types. Not only do the types differ in size and price; each is
specifically programmed with a certain application in mind. Specific
chips for fuses, capacitors, transformers, tone arms and cartridges,
cables, loudspeakers and even musical instruments are available. Even
Just a small number of chips may be sufficient to raise the performance
of any audio and video system to a higher level.







We have conducted a thorough
examination with regard to the effects of the chips. The effects caused
members of our listening panel to continuously express their amazement
and enthusiasm. Without any exceptions, applying the chips yields a more
relaxed and natural sound. A very striking feature is that musical
lines can be heard more seperate, giving a deeper insight into the
music. Timbres get a better definition. Hardness and sharpness are
effectively reduced. Also, imaging is improved considerably; voices and
musical instruments are positioned in the soundstage with far better
focus. In addition, dynamic accents get their full share. All this leads
to more listener listener involvement.



I used to collect sticker when I was at school - football players I think it was. I don't think I need to do it again though! The best thing about the page is the review section, my particular fave being "A Dutch jazz musician".  :D

Comments

  • Not saying I believe it in the slightest but I'm reminded of a famous quote:

    If you think you understand quantum physics then you really don't.

    Not verbatim and I can't remember who said it.
  • Trudat!

    A rule of thumb - any hifi product that employs 'quantum' in it's marketing is a pile of male cow poo.
  • Oh come on, someone try them, pleeeease.
  • Oh come on, someone try them, pleeeease.
    I haven't stopped sniggering yet - HiFi fun for all the family, let your children apply the quantum stickers! Oh - I forgot, they need to be carefully sited...

    I don't let quantums anywhere near my HiFi as general rule. I'm pretty strict like that.
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