Dance puns

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cj66

Ah been lissnin ta mostly Johanne Strauss II taday, started with a liddel trip darn the Dan-yoob...

uglymusic

cj66 said:

Ah been lissnin ta mostly Johanne Strauss II taday, started with a liddel trip darn the Dan-yoob...

Waltz brought that on, mate?

cj66

uglymusic said:

cj66 said:

Ah been lissnin ta mostly Johanne Strauss II taday, started with a liddel trip darn the Dan-yoob...

Waltz brought that on, mate?

I hope you're not having a polka at my musical choice

uglymusic

I knew there’d be a twist somewhere 

cj66

Always if I can can.

uglymusic

That's another ballet awful pun, old chap

cj66

Oooooo, you went over the line there

cj66

.....annnnnnnd, why did disco under its own heading

uglymusic

I thought I'd better take steps, partner

cj66

Well that's very hip of you, caught me on the hop.

uglymusic

If you carry on like that, you'll make me go boogaloo

cj66

OK, I'll give you a break then.

uglymusic

I'd better take a quickstep outta here

cj66

That gave me a belly laugh, I dig your jive maaaaaaan.

uglymusic

This is driving me to drink. In fact, I'm doing Liverdance

cj66

Can't Haka it eh?

uglymusic

I shouldn't have eaten those beans... I've been doing the Windy Hop

cj66

Oh dear, that's no Jookin matter. Here's hoping you'll be Popping back to normal soon.

uglymusic

Headbanging trying to think of another pun

cj66

Don't Pogo hurting yourself now

uglymusic

Don't go worrying yourself, it's not a jig thing

cj66

You made that swing around

uglymusic

Have you seen that pole dancing?

cj66

Yeah, she ended up marrying Morris

uglymusic

That's 'cos she could walk like an Egyptian

cj66

Sounds like she's in a Dance Hall Daze

uglymusic

Oh, Crank That!

cj66

That was Cunningham of you

uglymusic

I am The Running Man

cj66

If you're too slow you might meet your Terminator

uglymusic

I was making good time until I tripped over that Funky Chicken

cj66

I saw you making your getaway from the chicken house, Tango Tango Foxtrot Nuzzle

uglymusic

Well, it was Mashed Potato Time!

cj66

No small portion either, it was a Monster Mash.

uglymusic

A real Thriller

cj66

I only wanted a little Snacky Poo!

uglymusic

Go to the Golden Arches for a Macarena and Fries

cj66

At a Stretch I could Spider-Walk down there...

uglymusic

Can you get me a Shake while you're at it?

cj66

I decided to let your fan-Dan-go.

uglymusic

Thunder Clap and lightning, very, very frightening things...

cj66

Stop! You'll make it  rain...

uglymusic

I'm just a Jazz fan. Nobody loves me

cj66

Ugly music deserves an ugly dance

uglymusic

That'll impress the Single Ladies

cj66

BaDa, Da da, Daa, dada, Daa,

bada, da, dada,daaaaaa

Ooooooo matron I'm a single lady!

Stop me singing, I'll make it Rain.

uglymusic

Say whatever you like, Chris, you have a certain Gangnam Style

cj66

Not sure about that but I might manage a Birdy

uglymusic

If you're being that rude I'll flip you a Hand Jive

cj66

Oh dear, no Premature Stepulation please.