When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?"He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"
What do you call a group of squirrels recreating scenes from the birth of Christ?
A nut-ivity play
Why were Santa's elves not happy with their boss?
Because Father Christmas had issued a pay freeze.
For some reason, I hadn't watched this when it was posted. Fantastic!
Having stopped drinking I'm finding i have FAR more time on my hands than I know what's good for me :-)
Best to not upset the natives. Pip! Pip!
The man who invented the jiffy bag made a packet.I start a new job in Seoul next week, seems a good Korea move.Dyslexic psychics can look into your furniture.