This is an apocryphal story. During Bill Clinton's first presidential campaign, he was doing an interview with supposed intellectual, Tabitha Soren of MTV. Soren asked him if there was anything he dreamt of doing. Clinton replied that he had always wanted to play sax with Thelonious Monk. Soren screwed on her best smart-girl face and replied, "And who was the loneliest monk?"
Application number: 20080025696 Type: Application Filed: Oct 10, 2007 Issued: Jan 31, 2008 Inventors: Peter Wonfor (El Granada, CA), Alistair Knox (Woodley), Jeremy Corcoran (Uxbridge), John Ryan (Cupertino, CA), Ronald QUAN (Cupertino, CA) Application Serial: 11/870,057
They did have a Blue Disabled Badge, because our gravity is to high for them to walk to the shops, not like our local folk who park and run into the shops leaving no space for disabled Humans at all, and not a ticket maid anywhere.
It was insurance to keep us all safe and well in our old age, but it went on GUNS and DEATH strange how it was used to kill and it's purpose was to protect life. Greed and government again.
There were 4 hang gliders went down in St Michael's churchyard in the all Ireland hand gliding championships. The Garda have so far recovered 231 bodies...
Two Eskimos in a Kayak. One says to the other, "pull over by those trees on the shore, lets gather some wood; I have an idea about keeping warm". So they pulled over and gathered some dead twigs and made a little pile in the middle of the Kayak.
Paddling out into open water, once says to the other "It's getting a bit parky on here, lets have the central heating turned on" so they set the little pile of twigs alight. Somewhat predictably, the wooden Kayak caught fire and sunk which just all goes to show that you can't have your Kayak and heat it.
A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, 'Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's why we have Molly The Camel.'
The Captain says, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about 'urges', so the camel can stay .'
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'. Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?'
'No not really, sir..They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are.'
Police are looking for someone who has already killed 5 people with knitting needles. They say they can't be sure but they think there is a pattern developing !!......
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Type: Application
Filed: Oct 10, 2007
Issued: Jan 31, 2008
Inventors: Peter Wonfor (El Granada, CA), Alistair Knox (Woodley), Jeremy Corcoran (Uxbridge), John Ryan (Cupertino, CA), Ronald QUAN (Cupertino, CA)
Application Serial: 11/870,057
I thought he's pushing his luck......
the Desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he
noticed a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, 'Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men
here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'.
That's why we have Molly The Camel.'
The Captain says, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I understand
about 'urges', so the camel can stay .'
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'. Crazy
with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting
a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his
pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks
the Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?'
'No not really, sir..They usually just ride the camel into town
where the girls are.'
It's like Monopoly but where the streets have no name.....
Also the one about Descartes is very fine.