Heh he - I like the pizza delivery one! I'm sure Stuart Copland told that one on Radio 4 this year!
People have it in for drummers don't they? I guess it's jealously, what with all the lovely shiny equipment. And looking like they're the only ones on stage who knows what they are doing!
(if only everyone else knew what they were doing! - there, I said it!!)
An amateur drummer died and went to heaven. He was waiting outside the pearly gates when he heard the most incredible fast and furious drumming coming from within. Immediately he recognised the playing and rushed to ask St. Peter if that was Buddy Rich playing drums inside the gates.
St. Peter responded: "No, that's God. He just thinks he's Buddy Rich."
An amateur drummer died and went to heaven. He was waiting outside the pearly gates when he heard the most incredible fast and furious drumming coming from within. Immediately he recognised the playing and rushed to ask St. Peter if that was Buddy Rich playing drums inside the gates.
St. Peter responded: "No, that's God. He just thinks he's Buddy Rich."
An amateur drummer died and went to heaven. He was waiting outside the pearly gates when he heard the most incredible fast and furious drumming coming from within. Immediately he recognised the playing and rushed to ask St. Peter if that was Buddy Rich playing drums inside the gates.
St. Peter responded: "No, that's God. He just thinks he's Buddy Rich."
An amateur drummer died and went to heaven. He was waiting outside the pearly gates when he heard the most incredible fast and furious drumming coming from within. Immediately he recognised the playing and rushed to ask St. Peter if that was Buddy Rich playing drums inside the gates.
St. Peter responded: "No, that's God. He just thinks he's Buddy Rich."
Best joke. Ever! :-))
Not even close IMV
Two canibals eating a clown, one says to the other
When I was doing a bit of work with the BBC some time ago, it was always the Viola jokes doing the rounds, and most of those jokes were made up by Violists themselves.
What do you do when your principal violist dies? Move him back a desk.
What's the definition of a minor second? Two violas playing unison.
What's the definiton of "perfect pitch?" Throwing a viola into a skip without hitting the sides.
Why do so many people take an instant dislike to the viola? It saves time.
But you've heard the error of your ways and gone belt-drive? (God, I'm into dangerous talk today ) :-)
I looked at it he other day and it needed dusting so while it was down off the shelf I moved the Lenco to one side and plugged it in. Sounds OK, very Linnish - which many do.
Pat Metheny - Orchestrion Michael Brecker - Michael Brecker Vaughan Williams - Fantasias (Norfolk Suites/In The Fen Country etc) Rush - Hemispheres Depeche Mode - various 12" singles.
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Breaking rocks in the hot sun...
People have it in for drummers don't they? I guess it's jealously, what with all the lovely shiny equipment. And looking like they're the only ones on stage who knows what they are doing!
(if only everyone else knew what they were doing! - there, I said it!!)
:P
(Because SWMBO is)
:-)) :-))
St. Peter responded: "No, that's God. He just thinks he's Buddy Rich."
Funnily enough, so's mine. She always is :-D
I freely admit to stealing the sig from another forum
And the drummer joke came from my guitarist son.
:-))
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Not even close IMV
Two canibals eating a clown, one says to the other
"Does this taste funny to you?"
What do you do when your principal violist dies?
Move him back a desk.
What's the definition of a minor second?
Two violas playing unison.
What's the definiton of "perfect pitch?"
Throwing a viola into a skip without hitting the sides.
Why do so many people take an instant dislike to the viola?
It saves time.
On an LP12/Mission/AT-OC5
Sir Van Morrison - Astral Weeks (timeless album)
On the 401/Decca
Love the Van Mervyn - one of my favourtie ever albums
Digging it out now...
Next to it of course
I looked at it he other day and it needed dusting so while it was down off the shelf I moved the Lenco to one side and plugged it in. Sounds OK, very Linnish - which many do.
401/Decca
On the Linn
I'm an Equal Opportunities vinyl user
Charlie Hunter Live at The Loft, UC San Diego on 2010-05-07 (May 7, 2010) - http://www.archive.org/details/c_hunter2010-05-07.matrix.flac24
I got Every Digs Bill Evans this week, looking forward to hearing it.
Yup, and then get Know What I Mean and hear the Cannonball play Debby - bliss
Pat Metheny - Orchestrion
Michael Brecker - Michael Brecker
Vaughan Williams - Fantasias (Norfolk Suites/In The Fen Country etc)
Rush - Hemispheres
Depeche Mode - various 12" singles.